Shopping with kids makes her stomach hurt

26 Dec

Went shopping at a Burberry outlet on Christmas Eve with the kids. My wife says I rushed her. (I probably did) Says, I made her stomach hurt.

I am guilty. Since wifey sometimes gets really focused, I called/texted her a “few” times to let her know our status (“we’re hungry and are going to the cafe”) and to get a check on when she might think she would be done. I did my best not to sound urgent or stressed despite trying to keep my 2 kids busy inside the car.

Also, when she asked me to come inside and try on a new jacket I told her I didn’t want or need anything. She found an employee who was my size and had him try it on. Of course, the wife tells the Burberry employee that I didn’t want to come in to try the jacket on or even get it at all. Sympathetically, he says “Don’t buy it for him, if he’s going to be so ungrateful.” Thanks Burberry!

The jacket was 50% off of the sales price so she bought two. Success in terms of getting good value for her. Another nice jacket that I didn’t really need (but appreciate very much) for me.

 

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Mia’s first words – “iPad” review

24 Nov

Word 1: “Baba”. . . Word 2: “Mama”. . . Word 3: “Jie-Jie” (Big sister in chinese)

and Word 4: “iPah”. Then the next word was “MINE!”

You can’t go out to a restaurant or hospital lobby without seeing $600 iPads or equally expensive iPhones acting as robot babysitters. I wouldn’t let Mia hold a $500 bill on a windy day, what possesses me to put an iPad in her hand? A cup of tea or the long drop from the table? Did I forget to mention the crack in my iPod screen that occurred after Mia dropped it from the plastic car stroller? (They sure don’t make them like they used to. ) The truth is, I am one of the “few” parents guilty of turning tablets and smartphones into expensive modern day pacifiers. Unfortunately, our children (nor the adults) will ever be weaned of them.

In terms of actual usage in our zoo, the first gen iPad we bought last year has been getting good mileage and holding up well with its black Apple iPad case. I’m not noticing much change in how it holds its battery juice either. Trouble is, since our family doesn’t know how to share, we recently bought the iPad 2 with 4 $100 Best Buy cards I got from my Citibank Thank You points. I am regretting the purchase of the pink smart cover. It just falls off during regular family use around the house. I need to get a better cover or it’s going to get scratched or cracked. In terms of noticing improvement, fundamentally the ipad 2 just provides the camera capability so we can Skype with Grandma and Grandpa. The iPads are both reasonably durable, but it’s only a matter of time before they gets scratched. Expect that streaks from sticky fingers and milk spots need to get baby wiped.

I considered other tablets, but having a common ecosystem of Apple products made sense because I didn’t want to deal with the family’s learning curve of switching to another kind of tablet. Plus, Mom likes the brand recognition aspect of the Apple iPad.

This is how our family uses the iPad.

  • Mia plays bug squash, office jerk, and smackum. She visits youtube which doesn’t always display quality children’s programming.
  • Maddy plays Wedding Dash, Diner Dash and would watch Michelle Phan (Makeup and Beauty Tutorials – millions of hits) Youtube videos  all day long if I didn’t stop her. Yes, Maddy is only 7 yrs old.
  • Mom watches Chinese dramas with endless storylines and shops online. Interesting though that she doesn’t make purchases on the iPad (i.e., typing is annoying). . . so from Dad perspective, window shop away!
  • Dad has to wait for everyone to go to bed, before he gets a turn.

In summary, I am a human being and I don’t always behave rationally. I read product reviews as much as the next guy, but I ended up making this family iPad purchase decision on:

  1. wife’s interest in brand recognition (i.e., status symbol)
  2. learning curve of switching / common Apple ecosystem
  3. expensive modern day pacifier in which adults/children will never be weaned of

Amazon iPad product link

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Happy wife, happy life.

17 Nov

Happy wife, happy life.

That is my mantra to survive through each day. I am but a one dimensional character in the The Huang Show family sitcom.

We have the main character, my wife Yawen, a skilled shopper who refuses to let me buy even a pair of basketball shorts on my own because she can either find a better deal or a better pair of shorts. She speaks in hyperbole. . . this Tiger Mom will tell her 7 yr old kid Madalyn that she will let the raccoons adopt her if she doesn’t finish her dinner. Unlike me who needs to have 10 facts or reasons to go to the store to return an item, she can take 1 fact and a half  truth and fight like there’s no tomorrow until she is satisfied with the outcome. She is the family’s passionate, emotional leader. If this woman is filled with anger, man is in danger.

Not far from the tree, we have young princess Madalyn. A spitting image of her mother’s stubborness and likeness. You can’t make this girl do anything she doesn’t want to do. She lives at her own pace and can’t understand why mom and dad are always rushing her each and every morning to get to work on time. The clothes and shoes she wears must be comfortable and loose fitting are they will just gather dust never to see the light of day. She could feel a pea on the bottom if I had her sleep on a stack of mattresses.

I am Maddy’s Daddy – Jeff. Thrifty, without many wants except to be a music hack and to play basketball. My dream is to become a Youtube viral sensation and get on the Ellen Show. It’s too late to start my NBA career.  Because my wife is a noodles and rice girl, I can only go to places like Denny’s and Hometown Buffet with the kids when she works on Saturdays. I eat Lucky Charms, while much to my dismay, Maddy eats Fruit Loops and Fruity Pebbles.

The one that brings peace to the force in this home is Mia. This 1 year old is easy going and laid back and is tough. A fall here or a tumble there does not phase her. She is always smiling and just wants to be where the party is at – even if it’s on top of the kitchen counter or dining table. (I should have bought a high chair like I did for Maddy) One of her first words ever was “iPad”.

Welcome to the family.

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